All blog posts created by Mary Kay Holmes
  • Day One : BNP Paribas Open

    On Thursday morning we got out of L.A. bright and early and drove straight to the RumChata tent at the Indian Wells Tennis Center. Well, not right up to the tent, as the men with the orange sticks would only let us go so far. Once we were hydrated and fed, we were ready to dive into the practice courts and were handsomely rewarded...

    First we saw Tomas Berdych and he gave us a quick lesson in serving. Our RumChata and excitement over being so close to him may have caused us to take a million photos of this. 

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    Then we caught up with Mischa Zverev and his intense blue steel pose...


    When we took a stroll over to the soccer field we watched this guy and his cute butt play soccer. He never actually turned around and none of the people standing around with giant green balls (literally) knew who he was so although we are sure he's someone super hot and talented, we just appreciated his soccer skills (butt). 

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    We found Jo-Wilfried Tsonga and drooled a bit over his amazing hair...

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    I mean, he's unreal. Swoon. 


    Not to mention he had this gorgeous guy on the court with him - sorry we don't know your name, dude, but thank you for decorating the court with your, uh, sportsmanship. 

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    Finally we found Roger Federer and soaked in a little of his sunshine...

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    and watched him walk away. Not bad, wink wink.

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    We had a great day and can't wait to tell you all about Friday! Hopefully there will be lots of Djoky time, since we watched him today and were so mesmerized we forgot to take photos. Well, that or it was the RumChata.

    Follow BNP Paribas Open on Instagram for all the fun we miss since we can't be everywhere at once (sadly).  

  • Trudeau Nails It Again!

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    Today, The President of the United States gave a gorgeous and supportive speech about...oh wait, what? He didn't? What about International Women's Day and the...oh, got it. OK. 

    In other news, Justin Trudeau made a lovely statement as a true gift to the women (and men, and LGBTQ, and trans communities). We love him. We really, really love him.

  • Amazing Book : Born A Crime, Trevor Noah

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    Yesterday I had a long drive to and from San Diego and needed something to listen to as I slowly chugged though the pouring rain. Before I left I logged into Audible (audio books are one of the best things to ever happen) and saw Trevor Noah's book, Born A Crime, sitting and waiting for me patiently. Done!

    We all love Trevor Noah and his amazingness on The Daily Show, but I was not prepared for the stories of his childhood. I am only about a third of the way through the book, and have learned more about life in South Africa than I expected, and it is incredibly fascinating. Trevor's theory that language can bring us together, despite our physical differences is so true and so needed right now. Trevor is a fantastic storyteller, and his gorgeous voice doesn't hurt one bit.

    I can't recommend Born A Crime enough - check it out on Amazon and Audible! born a crime 1

    OH - and for those of you who have never experienced Trevor's genius on The Daily Show, here you go:

  • Taboo : Tom Hardy

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    Last year I heard Tom Hardy was making a TV show and I got excited. Then I saw the teaser trailer for Taboo and almost peed my pants. By the time the full trailer was out I knew I was going to love it - I didn't know what it was about of if there was even any other people in it, but I knew Tom Hardy was dirty and angry and I was in. 

    Sadly I have not been able to sit down and watch Taboo until last night, and then I was bummed I could only watch one episode. I see a very late night of binging ahead of me...

    Taboo is dark and creepy and I had to turn on the closed captioning because I was so blown away by Tom Hardy's supreme gorgeousness I wasn't paying attention to words. Seriously, we all know he's handsome but as James he's staggeringly sexy. 

    I had dreams last night I didn't know I had in me. Dark, filthy, dreams. When the beeping of morning pierced my dream I grabbed his hand, as if pleading with it to let me stay. I would have chucked my alarm across the room, but it's my phone and I like it so I had to just lie there and be angry for awhile. 

    I'm interested to see where the story goes (yep, I think there's an actual story), but also look forward to staring at Tom in that grimy black hat sauntering through the grey muck. Meow. 

    Check it out and let us know what you think : 

  • It's For a Good Cause!

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    You can enter this Omaze contest using my name as many times as you like! I'm happy to take this on - it'll be rough, but I'm a giver!

    Side note : this video should be categorized as pornography. It will change you in magical ways.